A question you cannot answer no to twice

Have you ever seen a
Cuyahoga sunset?

A crooked little river that famously caught fire, thirty-odd bridges stacked over it, and the sun going down behind all of them. Cleveland is great for the whole family.

The sun setting down the Cuyahoga River, seen from the Flats, with a high steel arch bridge crossing the frame and a lift bridge silhouetted behind it.
Exhibit A. Your argument is invalid.
“You ever seen a Cuyahoga sunset?” “No.”
“Superman was created in Cleveland.” “Yeah, no, I know Superman was created in Cleveland. You’ve told me that a number of times.”
“You randomly just text me that. It’s weird.” “It’s weird. I got free texting.”
“I don’t even live in Cleveland. But again, I appreciate the thought.”
“What’s the difference between Miami and Cleveland? It’s the same.” “You’re right. It’s the same. Exactly.”
Two vertical-lift railroad bridges standing open on either side of the Cuyahoga at dusk, seen from a riverfront boardwalk.
The boardwalk. Still free. Still there.

The full pitch, for reference

Sun dropping into Lake Erie behind a concrete silo, with a line of stacked shipping containers on a freight train in the foreground.
Container yard, grain silo, open lake, and the sun going down into it anyway. This is the whole thesis.
“When do you want to come to Cleveland?” “I’ll come when I have the time. I just don’t have the time right now.”